It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
Everybody has a story and a past. Everybody has feelings and emotions and experiences. Why can’t you let someone deal with things they want to and if you don’t agree with it, just not be their friend?
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
FUCKING SSTTTOOOPPP LMAO
Every time I see a couple like this in public I imagine this gif and start fucking crying
I DO NOT EXCEPT THIS THERES BLACK MAGIC AT WORK HERE